Feb. 7th, 2007

answers

Feb. 7th, 2007 06:42 pm
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THese are my answers from obsoletevulture's test.

What have YOU done? (a star is beside the stuff I've done)
1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol*
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex*
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. *
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family. *
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. done drugs.
TOTAL: 4

1. taken painkillers *
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.*
3. lied to your parents. *
4. lied to a friend. *
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.*
7. cut yourself.*
8. hurt someone. *
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
TOTAL: 7

1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.*
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. been to rehab.
6. dyed your hair.*
7. received a ticket.
8. been in an accident. *
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar.
TOTAL: 3

1. been to a wild party.
2. seen the Mardi Gras.
3. drank more than four beers in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish. (wish I had black nail polish)
7. wore arm bands. (I saw the kyutest Fruits Basket onigiri armband at hot topic)
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap. *
10. own(ed) a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL: 1

1. dressed gothic. *
2. dressed prep.*
3. dressed punk.*
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something. *
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.*
8. fainted.*
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
10. had someone sneak into your room.
TOTAL: 6

1. snuck into someone else's room.
2. had a crush on your best friend. *
3. been to a concert.*
4. dry-humped someone
5. been called a slut.*
6. called someone a slut.*
7. installed speakers in your car.
8. broken a mirror. *
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house. *
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 6

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. (hell noz)
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.* (I can technically go alone, cause I’m 17 now, but I haven’t had the time)
3. cruised the mall. *
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.*
7. gone to court.* (I wasn’t the one on trial, though!)
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying.
9. caught something on fire.*
10. lied about your age.*
TOTAL: 6

1. owned/rented an apartment. (uh, I’ve lived in one, but I wasn’t old enough to rent it…)
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. cheated on someone.
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger. *
6. hugged a stranger.*
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger*
9. been harassed. * (my definition of harassment may be different from yours)
10. been verbally harassed. *
TOTAL: 5

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online. (I almost met PsychoKitty, cause we drove past her town when we went to Chicago. I asked my dad if I could visit, and he was like…no. Sry, PK. I hope to meet obsoletevulture sometime^_^)
2. stayed online for 12 hours straight. (almost)
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.*
4. watched TV for 12 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.*
7. drink and drive. (nobody should be putting a star next to this. Think, don’t drink, kids!)
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. *
10. cheated on a test.* (like in…middle school…for health class! How’s THAT for lame?)
TOTAL: 4

Grand total: 42 (The answer to life, the universe, and everything)
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My friend submitted this for an English assignment. Needless to say, he got an A.

From the Desk of an Otaku.
The teenage girl sitting at her computer screen is chatting away with her friends online. Apparently, the group’s favorite bishy—who was so t3h smex—in their most adored yaoi was killed off, and there was great discussion over the direction that slash made after this event would take. Suddenly, the girl notices the time flickering in the lower right-hand corner of her computer screen. As she releases a squeal, she rapidly types, “OMG, gotta go Naruto on bye!” and logs off. She sprints over to the television and flips it on with the remote just in time to see the opening credits to her favorite anime roll by.

For many people, this past story is almost completely unintelligible. However, the story is not pulling a Jabberwocky on its readers. On the contrary, a very detailed series of events has taken place. To understand these events, however, there is a certain sociolect that one must learn: the language of the anime fan. A combination of English, Japanese, internet-speak, and l337 (pronounced “leet”) make up the anime fan’s vocabulary, dictate the fan’s pronunciation, and emphasize and anime fan’s emotions.

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