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Into the Woods - I liked parts of it? I liked the part where Meryl Streep drank the fabulous potion to become fabulous. I laughed till I cried at the "Agony" scene, which was perfect. I loved Emily Blunt and Red Riding Hood.

I think I agree with people who say it was too "stage-y." There's a difference in choices made for the stage and for the big screen, seeing those huge dramatic gestures (which absolutely work on stage) on the screen made me feel...kind of uncomfortable. I think that's why "Agony" worked so well, and Emily Blunt and James Corden and Red Riding Hood worked so well - they all knew what kind of production they were doing and made deliberately hammy or meta-genre-savvy choices (think Disney's "Enchanted") that turned their performances into sweetly genuine parodies of their characters, aligning audience and actor expectations of each other into a sly inside-joke wink. The stepmother and stepsisters almost got there, but not quite, but I liked them too. I mean, come on - it's Christine Baranski. Your fave could never.

I would have actually appreciated an intermission in the middle, if they were going with stage choices anyway. Sitting through the whole thing made the movie seem so interminably long. I kept wondering when they would get to the second part.

Can we also talk about how I wanted them to feed Jack to the Giantess? Because he was traipsing around wearing the scarf he stole off the corpse of the baker's wife, and telling people about her death was NOT his #1 priority. If he hadn't been prompted by the baker, he might not have said anything. That's fucked UP. Give up the kid, people.

And if anyone is asking, yep, I was nope-ing so hard back into my seat during the Johnny Depp and Red Riding Hood scene, for the reasons above about stage-iness, the creep factor, and the realisation that parents had probably brought kids in to watch it with them. Nope nope nope nope nope.

On the other hand, I went to go see this with a superfun new Meetup group, and we had a blast! We all clicked and hung out after the movie for several hours till the restaurant was like, uhh guys, we're closing the kitchen soon. And then I walked home while the snow plows were out, but that's okay! What a great bunch of people.

And you know what, if the movie had been "good" or "adequate", we wouldn't have sparked up the same kind of conversation. I think it was almost better that most of us weren't too thrilled with the movie. It was like watching bad movies with your friends. :)
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It was Christmas Eve, and I was alone in my apartment drinking more wine than was good for me, so I decided to watch a dumb movie. Olympus Has Fallen had come highly recommended to me as a movie to slash watch on Netflix, and I was not disappointed.

The Bad
Let's get this out of the way: the movie itself? Meh. Annoyingly hyper-patriotic and racist against Asians. There's an eye-roll worthy woman fridging scene early in the film. Standard explosions, and it took itself far too seriously for the kind of movie it actually was. I didn't know what the fuck was going on half the time. Air Force One had the underlying unity and teamwork as the hook, and Die Hard had the insouciant one liners. In contrast, this movie didn't have much underpinning all the action. The foundation for this movie, indeed, looks like it was...

The Good
The slash, which we will address in a moment, and the cast. Speaking of which...

The Cast
Pretty damn decent cast. Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart, Angela Bassett, Morgan Freeman, (neither of whom got the kind of meaty roles I would have liked to see) Rick Yune, Melissa Leo.

Putting aside momentarily the plot villifying every single Asian person in this movie, Rick Yune was a spectacular villain. Dapper as hell in his waistcoat, master planner, cool as a cucumber. He's fucking gorgeous, and he did a very fine job with the part he was given.


oh shit, sonnnn

Read more... )

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Leaving in a bit to see the U.S. premiere of Skyfall!!! Here are some things I'm looking forward to. No spoilers.


these are a few of my favourite things )


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I'm watching The Hitcher again, and I know that the film is supposed to be a little stylised and require some suspension of disbelief, but I wonder at how John is somehow in all the places Jim runs away to, and after watching the film a few times in the past, I wonder if Jim is dead, since all the events of the film happen after he falls asleep at the wheel.


spoilers for the rest of the film )
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What I have just realised: many of my favourite film actors look like serial killers.

Paul "Sandman" Bettany

Would kill you in your sleep.

Michael "The Shark" Fassbender

"Fassbender would kill you then eat you. Because he's a shark."[livejournal.com profile] angstbunny

Rutger "The Cleaner" Hauer

Would dispose of your body in a vat of acid.


more uncomfortably attractive psychopaths under the cut )

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Taken from this article about the Avengers + behind the scenes pics. Featuring the best picture ever.


Thor, looking pensive while Joss explains the existentialism of "Objects in Space."

Do Not Even

Mar. 5th, 2012 12:02 am
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Dear world,
I turned on the tv after marathoning a shit-ton (technical term meaning more than 300 minutes) of Person of Interest. Guess what's on now? Oh, nothing just TERMINATOR SALVATION.

This is the universe telling me all the things, dudes. Like, I don't even know what's going on at this point. All I know is that I'm finding Sam Worthington's character unsettlingly attractive, and he's not even my type at all. Moon Bloodgood? Yeah, that's an easy decision, cause damn. But Sam Worthington? Hmmm.... It must be the hot ass resistance fighter jackets.

Aaand he just got punched in the heart. Dammit, Terminators. Who does that? Maybe I'd like this film more if: 

a) Christian Bale weren't so fucking intense with his John Connor. Calm down, bro. It's an action film, not Oscar bait. Calm the hell down.

b) They'd stayed with the original storyline of Kate grafting dead John Connor's skin onto Marcus's exoskeleton to keep the legend of John Connor going. So John Connor isn't even the real John Connor, he's Marcus pretending to be John Connor. Mind. Blown. Definitely would have liked this since it would have forced Bale to chill out. I also liked Marcus loads better.

c) They'd made Kate more kickass. She's supposed to be second in command, but most of the film is her standing around while John talks at her and says Significant Things while the camera Dutch angles his face. Blair Williams was a badass. Why u no make Kate like her? Oh yeah, because women in media are all about 'healing shit and having babies,' as my friends and I have said on multiple occasions.

c) They'd added more Ho Yay, because you can never have enough Ho Yay. John Connor's all like, "I know he's machine scum, but there's just...something about him. What is this feeling? Team, I am experiencing emotion. Please hold me back before I jump Marcus's metal bones." Why do I keep doing this to myself, guys?
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Apparently they're trying to do a new Great Gatsby with Leo DiCaprio as Gatsby and Toby McGuire as Nick Carraway. I was kind of unimpressed, but then they cast Carey Mulligan as Daisy, and that actress is amazing, so now I'm willing to give it a chance.

I still think they could have just cast Gabriel Macht and Patrick J. Adams as Gatsby and Nick respectively, and they would have been absolutely spectacular. Their characters' dynamic in Suits just screams this anyway. I don't exactly look for ho yay in everything I watch, but I certainly foster it if possible. I have no regrets.


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The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly from Indiewire. Pretty much sums up all my feelings. And personally for Emma Frost, I would have totally picked Tricia Helfer, who is pretty famous in the world of geek for playing Caprica Six on Battlestar Galactica re-imagined. Deadly, ruthless, manipulative? Yes, oh yes.
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Sometimes, Cracked's Photoplasty contests are actually hilarious.
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Okay, so it's been said that this is the end of the Batman movies, and since Bane is in it, a lot of people are speculating that they will go with the whole "The Man Who Broke the Bat" storyline, and Bane will break Batman's spine and leave him a paraplegic. How much would I pay to see Tom Hardy beat up Christian Bale? Fucking millions.

In the story, Batman then passes on the mantle to Azrael, who is a ruthless sonovabitch (and a computer science grad student by day. Coincidence?) that disconnects Bane from the Venom and lets him go into severe withdrawal and then viciously injures him. Who else do I want to play Azrael but Joseph Gordon-Levitt? Because I think I waited through the entirety of Inception for Eames and Arthur to bare-knuckles brawl, and this is my only chance to get my fix.

Either this is happening or I am writing the fanfiction... )
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Dude, so I've been getting DVDs for Black Friday, and they're slowing being mailed from Amazon. I accidentally had them sent to my parents' house instead of mine, so my dad keeps sending me emails about which packages have arrived.

In today's email, he wrote, "Last two DVDs came today. Fast and the Furious and Drop Dead Gorgeous. Watched the first one. Nothing spectacular. Paul Walker is expressionless." (You know he hates this actor if he actively goes to find his name from IMDB.) He randomly turns into Roger Ebert at times, and I'm not sure how I can explain that Fast and the Furious isn't for watching, it's for drinking games.

Now, I've been a reasonable person and have been telling them which DVDs to watch, things I know they'll enjoy. It's their fault they haven't been listening to me. But let's look at the DVDs I ordered (for ridiculous cheap) and see my motivations for buying them.

To make a better skeleton for this comparison (can you tell I've been working on my engineering thesis), let's give it some metrics: Ho Yay Factor and Intelligent Plot.
  1. The Fast and the Furious: ("My brother likes you. Usually he doesn't like anybody.") Ho Yay > Plot
  2. Tinman: ("Good morning, sweetheart.") Ho Yay <= Plot
  3. Inception ("Go to sleep, Mr. Eames.") Ho Yay < Plot Sorry, fandom, much as I love you.
  4. X-Men First Class (Anything involving Charles and Erik sharing screentime) Ho Yay > everything
  5. The Hitcher 1986 ("You're a smart kid. You'll figure it out.") Ho Yay == Plot Holy shit, guys, you cannot have one without the other.
  6. Drop Dead Gorgeous (This whole film) Deadpan Black Humour > all the things, No Ho Yay (For all you code savvy people, !Ho Yay)
One of of six is not bad at all. I keep telling them to watch Inception, and my dad say my mom is probably going to fall asleep during the film. He doesn't understand why I burst out laughing. 

My path to shameless shipping is a complex one.

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I don't care what Roger Ebert says in his unfairly bad review of the film (the review which basically said 'it wasn't gay enough'), I freaking love the original 1986 version of The Hitcher.

The Hitcher (1986 original) )
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It's Asexuality Awareness Week! The University of Virginia's Proud to Be Out week coincides with AA Week, and they were happy to include us in the festivities. Yesterday we hosted a screening of (A)sexual to a great campus-wide turn out! (more info about the screening here) Not to mention that the UVa Queer community now has a giant fan-crush on David Jay. :D

UVa and Charlottesville organisations that contributed to event publicity and information included:
It was a wonderful first day of Proud to be Out week and a great kick-off for AA Week! If you'd like to learn more about Asexual Awareness Week and find out about screenings in your area, visit their website and look under Events. You can also visit their Facebook

Other resources include AVEN (Asexual Visibility and Education Network), asexy beast (asexual perspectives on pop culture and more), this article written by [livejournal.com profile] swankivy (she's great!!) on Good Vibrations, and some others that I probably missed, which you can find in this post by [livejournal.com profile] theotherdibbler

Youtube resources you can hit up include Hot Pieces of Ace, Letters to An Asexual by the above swankivy (who is also in the film (A)sexual), and my favourite panromantic asexual Arne (roll the r) from Ask A Pansexual:



If you don't read anything else,  a hilarious and wonderfully informative series of posts that I wholeheartedly recommend are the Asexual Visibility Week posts by [livejournal.com profile] husbife. I think she really communicates a lot about the complexities of asexuality along with addressing many common questions about aces. Oh, and did I mention that they are HILARIOUS? 

Hope you learn a little more about asexuality this week and have a lot of cake. Stay asexy!
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I'm setting up this event for Asexuality Awareness Week (October 23-29) at the University of Virginia. Tell your friends!



(A)sexual follows the beginnings and growth of the asexual community and movement. In 2000, David Jay came out to his parents. He was asexual and was fine with it. And he was not alone. Studies show that 1% of the population is asexual. But in a society obsessed with sex, how do you deal with life as an outsider? 

Combining intimate interviews, verite footage, and animation with fearless humor and pop culture imagery, David and our four other characters grapple with this universal question and the outcomes might surprise you.

(A)sexual is a new independent film that has already premiered at LGBTQ film fests in San Francisco and New York. It is part of Asexuality Awareness Week in October. (http://www.asexualawarenessweek.com/)

Admission for this event is FREE. TinyURL: http://tinyurl.com/AceAwareness

More information about the film can be found on the official website (http://www.artsengine.net/asexual/)

GO WATCH

Jun. 19th, 2011 04:21 pm
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 Angstbunny and I have been squeeing back and forth about X-Men First Class, which I finally went out and watched. She voiced everything I ever want to say about this movie ever in this post.

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