Software is good for all things

Today I learned how to properly filter out noise and change the pitch of my voice on Audacity. I don't know why it never occurred to me to do this. I've always disliked my voice, because no matter how old I am, I still sound like a little girl. If only I could sing everything I want to say. *sigh* I know other women who have great speaking voices, and I've tried a lot of things like speaking in a lower register, but I can't sustain it because I always forget and slip back into my regular voice.

But not any longer, dudes. I am so excited. I only have to drop the pitch of my voice half a step on the software, and it sounds much better. I always bemoaned the fact that I love reading stories out loud but can't because I don't have a suitable voice. But on this day, science strikes back. Technology, I salute you.

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