foolish_m0rtal | Best MIT Deferred posts (Reply)

Basically, a running journal entry on the best deferment posts out there.

1) "Why don't people have contests on memorizing e or phi?"

2) "Well, at least I still have my weighted companion cube.

Oh wait I incinerated him.

Till March then."

3) "bloody hell."

4) "To hell with this, I'm going to Oxford."

5) "I got deferred by MIT, but at least I got into Caltech!"

6)         try
            {
                Mit.getInEarlyAction();
             }
        catch(DeferredException darn)
            {
                Mit.wait3Months();
            }

7) Apologies in advance to Langston Hughes.

What happens to a decision Deferred?

Does it dry up
to a sublimated state?
Or fester like arcsin--
And differentiate?
Does it stink like an infinite loop?
Or debug and sugar over--
into the Rejected group?

Maybe it just drags
like a complex plane ln.

Or in March, does it get in?

8) Reply to #6
VERY nice! Hughes all the way.

Good morning, bloggers!
Ain't you heard
The modem-processing rumble
of admission deferred?

That's from another-- I couldn't resist.

9) Reply to #6 and #7

"WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS TOUCHY-FEELY BULLCRAP?!"
--Prinicipal Scudworth, Clone High.

Reasons I think you got deferred:
1. You write too much poetry! You might want to try a liberal arts college (like that place down the street).

2. You're a bunch of losers!

3. The admissions process is really conducted by dartboard

4. (not sure about this one) You are susceptible to trolling.

10) "I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

11) "Ahh forgot my name"

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14) Reply to 12 and 13: "Yeah, I hear ya."

15) "I remember getting deferred last year... There is definitely still hope!"

16) "There must have been some mistake. How did we ALL get deferred?"