foolish_m0rtal: (Default)
[personal profile] foolish_m0rtal

My professor for Web Development and Mobile Computing was talking about different types of software today. These are the highlights.

About Wal-mart marketing: "How do they make those damn smiley faces dance?"

About UPS: "UPS's business model is to move crap from one place to another."

About Wachovia: "I used to work at Wachovia. The security in the main building in Winston, Salem called it the phallus palace."

About SIS (internal school software): "They didn't build that from scratch. They Frankenstein-ed that fucking getter."


Profile

foolish_m0rtal: (Default)
foolish_m0rtal

January 2023

S M T W T F S
1 234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
293031    

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jan. 12th, 2026 04:28 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios