Zombie Musical cont.

[foolish_m0rtal]

I've got some of my zombie musical songs planned out; they're going to be modeled after many classic zombie rules.

The one's I've got right now are:

"Just Stick with What's Simple," a song about proper selection of weapons

First reprise beginning:

Just stick with what's simple, serrated and tough
For fear your own chainsaw should saw you in half (Dawn of the Dead reference, anyone?)

Second reprise beginning:

Just stick with what's simple, a tank gun with STAFF
But when you pack ammo, make sure there's enough

and

"Virgins Always Live," a song about the statistics of stereotyped deaths in zombie movies. In this song, the characters get quite upset at the blonde for having the highest life statistic.

The gay won't see the second day
The Asian shouldn't try
But you can be quite certain
That the virgin will not die

Pending song:

"Don't say that Z-word"- a song exploring the taboo of actually saying the word 'zombie' in a zombie movie

Comments

[cidthecoatrack.livejournal.com]

Haha, this sounds very "Shawn of the Dead"-inspired. :P

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

It really isn't. Just a collection of stuff I've noticed in zombie movies.
I'm sure the parody nature reminds you of Shawn of the Dead, though.