Famous Last Words: An Ongoing List

[foolish_m0rtal]

• I wonder where the mother bear is.
• This doesn't taste right.
• These are the good kind of mushrooms.
• What does this button do?
• Are you sure the electricity is off?
• It's fireproof.
• He's probably just hibernating.
• Don't worry, it's not loaded.
• Hm, tastes like almonds.
• I'll get your toast out.
• It's probably just a rash.
• The odds of that happening have to be a million to one.
• Pull the pin and count to what?
• Do not open.
  • Which wire was I supposed to cut?
  • I've seen this done on TV.
  • Let it down slowly.
  • It's strong enough for both of us.
  • Nice doggie.
  • This planet's atmosphere is just like Earth's!
  • It's supposed to make that noise.
  • I bet I can fit in there.
  • That's not smoke, that's steam.
  • Let's ask those soldiers for directions.
  • I've done this before.
  • What duck?
  • That's odd.
  • It's not the voltage, it's the amps that get you.
  • It was fresh just last week.
  • Don't be so superstitious.
  • Of course it's sterile.