Erik Lehnshark

[foolish_m0rtal]

The point of this entire Tumblr is, in their own words, "a blog dedicated to searching for the cold, hard, never sleeping ginger truth: Michael Fassbender is a shark."

I showed this Tumblr to my dad, since we were watching Centurion (which stars Fassbender and his bared teeth), and my mom with complete straight-faced honesty said, "When he is not a shark, he is very nice looking."  (Which, when translated from the UIE [Understated Indian English] is defined as 'smoking hot.')

My mom. My mom thinks Fassy is nice looking. Apparently aesthetic attraction to Michael Fassbender is hereditary. I am merely a victim of my genes.

You can follow the hell out of this Tumblr here.


Stay toothy and dangerous, my friends

Comments

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

INORITE. I may be asexual, but I'm not DEAD. This is why men in suits are beautiful. (and why I could never live in California and thrived working in Boston's financial district. God, I loved my morning and evening commute...)

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

*googles* OH SHIT. Also, all of your reasons. They are all why I am fascinated by Tom Hardy. It's alarmingly magnetic how he can look like he'd mug you for cash one day, and then next day he's on GQ. I can't even...

I love when people say they watched Inception for the plot. No you didn't. You watched it for the fucking suits. And Marion Cotillard.