foolish_m0rtal | PoI: "Risk"

You know the drill by now.

- Finch with a measuring tape around his neck totally fits him somehow. tailor!Finch fic must happen. Must include the word 'inseam.' Also, Finch going down on his knees at an awkward camera angle in front of Reese == a waterfall of slash fics forever. What are you doing, writers? Sweeps is over.

- Dammit, I totally knew a guy that was exactly like this asshole victim. Drove a BMW way too fast, worked hedge funds for his internships, drank too much, did drugs (did not know this till later), loved beautiful expensive suits, and was one of my best friends for two years. Until he was like, OH SHIT FEELINGS, and became a punk-ass bitch. This episode is bringing back so many feelings. Way to punch my heart in the face, you twiggy motherfucker. </personalRage>

- Reese just kicked a guy in the face and pulled a gun out of his 3,000 dollar suit. Asshole-Victim shouts "You're NOT an asset manager!" I don't know why, but I roared with laughter at this. The delivery was perfect.

- Sydney Baylor's house looks so much like Kimble's house in The Fugitive. The one-armed man is totally behind this shit, you guys.

- Finch: "Mr. Reese, we have many safe houses in the city where Adam could be taken."
Translation: "Just take him to one of our least conspicuous love nests."

- Finch: "Have you heard of the process of fracking?" As an engineer, yes, many times. But that still didn't stop be from bursting out into immature giggles. Quick tip for propositioning a killing machine: use Battlestar reference at your own risk.

- Paul and corrupt SEC investigator: "Let's talk about how evil we are and reflect on our lives, because Finch is listening in."

- Holy crap. The new player in the market is anonymous. What if it is Anonymous? WHAT IF FINCH IS ANONYMOUS, EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE.

- I never realised how much Bader Zim sounds like Invader Zim. AU VERSE MOMENT.

- Reese is getting with the sekrit identities too. But John Rooney? Really? What about John Cadbury? John Twix? John Jellybean?

- I really wanted some flashbacks of homelessPerson!Reese and Joan. They seem like they have such a cool friendship.

- Reese says someone new is looking after him now, and Finch experiences An Emotion. HMGHGHGHGHG, my feelings just exploded into a pile of feelings.