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foolish_m0rtal(First day of class, professor doesn't come in wearing wizard robes like his predecessors. However:)
Professor: Let's talk about malware. Mal from the Latin for bad. Anyone who watches Firefly knows that.
Student 1: Why would anyone ever write a virus?
Student 2: They're chaotic evil.
Professor: Well you know, some people...
Student 3: JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN.
Professor: I will be away in California next class. Just in case you think this means you can go out and party from 10-11AM, you have a reading assignment due.
Student 1: Can we use the time to present the reading in the style of slam poetry.
Professor: ASKAKSKLLS YES, I WILL SKYPE WITH YOU GUYS.
Student 2: It's going to be 7AM in California.
Professor: I WILL BE AWAKE.
Professor: "All right, so you guys have 2 hours to complete this final...wait, why is there a pegasus in the back of the room?"
Student: (holding a statue of a pegasus) "It's our patronus."
Professor: Let's talk about malware. Mal from the Latin for bad. Anyone who watches Firefly knows that.
Student 1: Why would anyone ever write a virus?
Student 2: They're chaotic evil.
Professor: Well you know, some people...
Student 3: JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN.
Professor: I will be away in California next class. Just in case you think this means you can go out and party from 10-11AM, you have a reading assignment due.
Student 1: Can we use the time to present the reading in the style of slam poetry.
Professor: ASKAKSKLLS YES, I WILL SKYPE WITH YOU GUYS.
Student 2: It's going to be 7AM in California.
Professor: I WILL BE AWAKE.
Professor: "All right, so you guys have 2 hours to complete this final...wait, why is there a pegasus in the back of the room?"
Student: (holding a statue of a pegasus) "It's our patronus."
