If Looks Could Kill

[foolish_m0rtal]

What I have just realised: many of my favourite film actors look like serial killers.

Paul "Sandman" Bettany

Would kill you in your sleep.

Michael "The Shark" Fassbender

"Fassbender would kill you then eat you. Because he's a shark."angstbunny

Rutger "The Cleaner" Hauer

Would dispose of your body in a vat of acid.



James "The Gentleman" Murray 

Would send roses to your funeral.

Jude "Dunhill" Law

Would have a post-homicidal smoke over your corpse

Benedict "The Ghost" Cumberbatch

Would investigate his own murders under an elaborate alias within the police department. 

Joaquin "..." Phoenix

Would just straight up murder you. Fucking hell, Joaquin Phoenix.

The list probably goes on. The only exception is Tom Hardy, but then again, Tom Hardy is the exception to everything. Tom Hardy would hold you close at night and tell you that you are loved.


Look at these fucking crazy eyes.

I wonder if there's a trend in my favourite actresses? Quick, what do Maggie Smith, Marion Cotillard, and Michelle Rodriguez have in common?

Comments

[angstbunny.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA. Fassbender would kill you then eat you. Because he's a shark.

what do Maggie Smith, Marion Cotillard, and Michelle Rodriguez have in common?

They're all flawless goddesses?

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

Oh god, yes.

Seriously, have you seen Cotillard in La Vie En Rose. I just about died. I was sitting so close to my laptop screen with all these feels all over the place. She is AMAZING.

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, YES. He was definitely one of my first film crushes. I'm actually in the middle of writing a Hitcher fic right now. :D

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

I never saw the remake and never really wanted to. Sean Bean is the titular hitcher, so maybe it's alright. It was apparently widely panned by critics. I actually don't care much for horror films, and I don't know what it is about the Hitcher that makes me like it, but I really do. It's just so pretty and desolate, and I don't really like the reliance on gore in most modern horror films.

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

I agree. Films like Saw and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre definitely made a push towards using visual effects as a crutch to make up for shitty plot and characterisation.

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

Also, why is this super fucking hot? Just. Young Rutger Hauer in a suit. Doing the tango. Like, what. I don't even. I can't.

http://youtu.be/iInpgnzUZws

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

Totally. Also pretty hot that he knows both the leading and following parts, which any good dancer should be familiar with. :D

(It's probably no surprise to any of my followers that I find really odd things appealing. There was an episode of Grimm where Sasha Roiz's character was reading a piece of Latin with a proper classical accent while sight-translating, and I kept gushing on Tumblr about how ridiculously attractive it was.)