A Few Points
May. 22nd, 2009 11:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
foolish_m0rtalA few points to be expounded on at a later time about American television:
1) Commander William Riker off Star Trek: Next Generation is a creeper. He has the creeper beard, he has the creeper eyes. On my ongoing list of creeper, he is #5, with Shan Yu from Mulan beating him out at #3. The Phantom from Webber's Phantom of the Opera is a close #2. The guy I worked with at the library whose name I don't/don't want to know is an indisputable #1.
2) Any guest characters in Buffy the Vampire Slayer who are nice, intelligent, and charming in the beginning will be evil by the end.
3) The reason there is so much slash fiction for movies and t.v. shows is the suckage of the two dimensional leading lady, whereas the slashable best friend comes with an interesting personality, a sense of humour, and a reliable case of beer.
4) A day will not come when females wear outfits they can legitimately fight in.
5) The techies make up tehnobabble shit in their spare time to spit out during crisis situations.
6) Any weird sound is simply the wind. The response to said weird sound is to shout "Hello?" and give away your position.
8) Car keys never fit into the locks when you're being chased.
1) Commander William Riker off Star Trek: Next Generation is a creeper. He has the creeper beard, he has the creeper eyes. On my ongoing list of creeper, he is #5, with Shan Yu from Mulan beating him out at #3. The Phantom from Webber's Phantom of the Opera is a close #2. The guy I worked with at the library whose name I don't/don't want to know is an indisputable #1.
2) Any guest characters in Buffy the Vampire Slayer who are nice, intelligent, and charming in the beginning will be evil by the end.
3) The reason there is so much slash fiction for movies and t.v. shows is the suckage of the two dimensional leading lady, whereas the slashable best friend comes with an interesting personality, a sense of humour, and a reliable case of beer.
4) A day will not come when females wear outfits they can legitimately fight in.
5) The techies make up tehnobabble shit in their spare time to spit out during crisis situations.
6) Any weird sound is simply the wind. The response to said weird sound is to shout "Hello?" and give away your position.
8) Car keys never fit into the locks when you're being chased.
