foolish_m0rtal | Warehouse 13

Watching Warehouse 13, the episode with the Native American artefacts and the villain that walks through walls. Joe Flannigan is making a guest appearance as antique collector Jeff Weaver! *flail!*

Heard the voice and saw the swaggering "I'm the man" walk and thought oh no. This can't be. You bet it is! I yelled "JOHN FUCKING SHEPPARD!" inappropriately loudly at the screen. XD He looks so much like he did in the Vegas episode with the suit he's wearing. Except he's clean shaven...when did THAT happen? He even has the same spiky all over the place hair. The goofy incredulous expressions. The smirks. The low smoker’s voice. Down. To. The. Letter. I’m afraid Artie will be like “AMG, you have the ATA gene” and throw him into the warehouse as a rare and magical item that cannot be set loose upon the world. (Epilogue: Jeff walks into the warehouse and half the artefacts light up in there like Christmas)

Aand as I'm typing Peter just “bow chicka wow-wowed” Weaver. ^_^; Keep it inside, Pete. Keep it inside…

Speaking of Warehouse 13, O_O. I am so impressed with the female characters in that show.

There's Myka, who is absolutely gorgeous and has an actual personality instead of being just a ‘love interest’ or a ploy to present the show as politically correct or equal opportunist. So refreshing. She’s snippy, painfully logical, and knows all sorts of weird facts because her family owned a bookstore. I didn’t like her at first because she was skeptical and didn’t seem like she wanted to adapt to a situation, but later I feel this is part of what makes her who she is. She has flaws. I respect that. (Writers, make Myka put down her hair more)

Woman number two: Claudia Donovan. Ah-h, what can I say about Claudia? She’s kind of like the irreverent punk girls I liked back in high school. She gives Artie a run for his money in the brains department. She’s a pretty decent hacker/techie and can do whatever she puts her mind to. Should I just mention she makes spectacular geek references (Star Wars and Star Trek so far) that make me smile?

Overall, I'm pretty impressed with the characters, though Artie sometimes seems more like a deus ex machina or a computer. (Like Bob in the Harry Dresden books)

Still, forget Battlestar Galactica: the Warehouse 13 women are terrific in all the right ways. *shamelessly fangirls*

Update: I just found a Dresden Files/Warehouse 13 crossover fic. 80 Yes, apparently people DO write fanfiction about anything. It was pretty awesome, though. Bob's skull was taken as an artefact into the warehouse, and Harry showed up all like, "Give Bob back, bitchez!" And then proceeded to take random things from the warehouse according to Bob's instruction. (including the hockey stick staff. Yes.)

Ancient Mai and Mrs. Fredrics had quiet eerie conversation and look on calmly.

XD Yes! Ancient Mai and Mrs. Fredrics should team up and stage a coup of the High Council! Then Molly Carpenter and Claudia Donovan can be like the scrappy Teen Titans whilst Murphy and Myka become lovers.

Then everybody else that's left can go out and have a beer. Except Bob, who is undead and can have no beers. T_T It really is a doomed existence.