Brown College Question 5B REVISED!

[foolish_m0rtal]

b. Describe the ultimate sandwich either as a flowchart or in an established form of poetry (haikus will be brutally savaged)

As NF has just pointed out, each line must be in iamic pentameter. Please help?

The Sandwich Line, a Petrarchan Adventure

The pathway splits for eating white or wheat,
Sliced bread, a wrap, stale rolls, a lone croissant
No cheddar for the milk intolerant
The tuna, flightless, strange-feathered, and sweet,
Flits o'er the lesser lily pads of meat
Fair oysters of their po’boys virtues vaunt,
Soy lingers like an idiot savant
The painted courtyard sycophants compete,
Their textures fight and colors fire robust
The red tomatoes die beneath the knife
Green peppers prize the place bean sprouts earn first
 And mayo loves a pesto-studded wife
So dare you eat the sandwich in its crust?
And shall it toast or walk a frigid life?

 

(so...I wrote mine as a Petrarchan sonnet...)