Breakfast at Tifanny's

[foolish_m0rtal]

Okay, so this whole thing started when obsoletevulture sent me the deceptively simple question "What came first? The chicken or the egg?"
Answer: Chicken. Then Egg. Then Foolish Mortal's Specialty Omelet. Then Hamlet. Then HoratioxHamlet slash.

This started an interesting conversation about Hamlet cooking Horatio omelets for his breakfast and how icon-worthy the whole thing was.
To which I replied: 'kay. I'll make you an icon then.

I got this picture off a Shakespeare analysis website: don't know where it came from (no sources cited! gasp!) but it's a picture with Hamlet talking to Horatio.

So, me being the person I am, I messed with it and made it an icon. Share it with the world!!!

So I got the frying pan and the oven (compete with glass panel and racks so Hamlet can make me cupcakes), but if someone could get the apron right, I would adore you. I'm trying to do the apron, and this picture just looks incomplete without it...

Oh, and if atomic_goo is reading this: Hamlet could just as well be making macadamia pancakes.

Comments

[cidthecoatrack.livejournal.com]

Pure genius. I exalt the, Brown One.

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

thanx. Horatio originally had a beard, but I was like noz!! So I got rid of that too.

[cidthecoatrack.livejournal.com]

Well played, ol' chap.

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

Thanx. I do try...

And it doesn't hurt that I'm madly in love with Horatio. No one around me understands...

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

See what I inspire? First your Huck Finn Tsukasa with possible suspenders bondage, and now Horatio/Hamlet slash over omlettes. (I don't think I'll ever be able to read said tragic play to my english students without cracking up into dirty chuckles now...*flail*)

...And now I'm thinking "this is jsut the way FM-san secretly gets black and white Cai/Katsu out of her head without being obvious...
(And here I am being all hypocritical making Rayyu semi-villainous again last night...*groan*)

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

Yes. Altough I had to correct the Huckasa picture because I was sending it in as a part of my art portfolio for a college.
They would have been like o_O "What is this..."
So I had to draw over his outfit. Now he's back in his old gakuran school uniform, but he's wearing Tomonori-san's jacket. Awww.
Yeah, I'm sorry about the random images you'll have in your head after this. Damn, I should have saved the picture I gave to my English teacher in 9th grade. It was a drawing of chibi Tybalt and Mercutio ascending to heaven as angels and having a heated swordfight. Mercutio was trying to pull out one of Tybalt's wings.

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

Yes, you had to hide the true urges to do perverse stuff and scare your teachers because it might damage the GPA.
(Mizunagi: can we hear the sizzling jealousy?
NF: Shut up and go back to analyzing Gabriel's human form.
Gabriel: Don't touch me... *scoot*
Mizunagi: Hey, you think I like looking at all these small asian men? I like women, okay?
Gabriel: ...
NF: I think there was a freudian slip there.
Mizunagi: *scowl* Sometimes a cigarette is JUST a cigarette.)

That jacket has to be huge on Tsuka-pon, anyway... *cough*

Well you already know my artistic efforts. Stuff turns out looking good, but then I realize all the proportions are horrible. i still haven't drawn a picture of Ragshiel that I can look at and see HIM in. And Rayyu's picture has him in the wrong uniform now, and...I noticed one arm is longer than the other. A mess, like I said. I need figure drawing classes BADLY.

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

haha, yeah. Basically. *gasp* You know who would kick ass as Mercutio? Paul Bettany. He played the guy's roommate from A Beautiful Mind and Chaucer in A Knight's Tale. He was born to play Mercutio...
If he died, I would seriously cry. I hate talent wasted.

YOU ARE CORRUPTING ME. A guy walks into class carrying a huge pole (I think it was some sort of flag) Anyway, it was like ten feet long. My friend is like oohh! *reaches out to touch*
FM: *slap* DON"T TOUCH IT! Woodford (English teacher) would say that it has symbolism!!
Friend: O_O "WHAAAT?!"
NF: *poke* Sometimes a flagpole is just a flagpole...

A friend bought me one of those moveable wooden models, so my drawing has become better, but yes, I know what you mean. You know what they look like in your head, but when you draw them, it's like brawragh!!
btw, Lomov from The Proposal reminded me of Jophiel.

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* as Hruko of FLCL would say "Good girls shouldn't touch that."
Sometimes a flagpole is just a flagpole. The only thing that needs a ten foot pole is a blue whale. And theirs are internalized (you don't want that thing dragging through the water to say the least)
Er...A lot of mammal pysiology helped me create my erasers...*coughs hoping that explains it all*

Lomov? the Proposal? I have to read it then. Author again, if you please? (If I read it, I'll know YOUR take on Jophiel. *smile* That's why. I can alter accordingly on my end if I like what I see. ^_~)

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

Well, Lomov is more ridiculous than Jophiel, but he's got the nervousness down.
XD That's amazing. Zoology can take one interesting routes.
Anton Chekhov is the authour.

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

I say anyone who has Jophiel's nervousness down is going to die of an ulcer in a week...but that's just me. (I'm amazed he sleeps...)
Rediculous you say? Ah. A humor story, then?

Zoology usually ends up disturbing me. But...for erasers it helps. it gives you options. Whales helped me figure out the circulation and "pressure" problem (ie: how can you have angels fall through space?) and actually cats helped me with reproduction. (I had to dissect one of those...*sigh*) A lot of weird stuff. I'm using my classes to come up with ways to make Nephil culture now...I apply just about anything I learn to other stuff pretty easily. It's insane...

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

Lomov almost dies, actually.

It is a humourous play. One could call it almost a skit. (I spent a LOT of time arguing with my English teacher about whether "The Proposal" was a one-act play or a skit. I still think I won...)

Awww T T You had to dissect a kitty? My group had to write a derived class called Cat for our base class Pet in computer science, but that's about it.

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

He almost dies of an ulcer in a mad skit?
Boy. That's almost as fitting as what I do to Jophiel. (Your dear Iofian!)

Kitty... T_T
class cat in computer science? (I'm so lost!)

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

He almost dies of a palpitation of the heart

We had to make a class hierarchy in computer science. To put it simply, there's a boss and underlings. The boss distributes information to the underlings, but the underlings can also have additional information that's particular to the person.
The 'boss' is the base class. It distributes basic information to all its underlings. Change the info in the base class and the info is automatically updated for the underlings. (it saves a LOT of time)
The underlings are the derive classes. They all possess identical information given to them from the base class, but they can possess info particular to them. Our cat class had information about id number, age, and name from the 'boss' but it also had an individual piece of info that outputted "Meow" when you specified it.
Um..I've been rambling, haven't I. And I sound like a total incoherent nerd. *face-palm*

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

Heart Palpitations, eh? More or less the same idea...
Jophiel: I need my inhaler! *gasp*

Not an incoherent nerd, just a person who likes programming. *grin* And you forget, my dad's a computer teacher who TEACHES programming. I LIVE with the alpha nerd. I have no sense of when something's nerdy or not, seriously. Case in point: That class hierarchy sounds COOL to me.
Oh horrors.

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, programming can be cool, but I'm hating the saving to/reading from file thing. That's what we're doing right now.

And my comp teacher is like "When I'm going through the code, you should understand it completely, or else you're screwed for the rest of the year!!"

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

Oh heavens, you're going through a book, aren't you? *groan* My dad's more for the hands-on approach, he teaches commands, then turns students loose to make a computer game for their final grade, and anything they ask about he tells them commands for, and/or they learns from eachother. In the end our programmers can beat most other school programmers...

What language are you using? We did visual basic... (And Hauenstein's complaining bitterly about Java...)

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

O_O

C-Can I take your dad's class? That sounds so cool!
Yeah, we're going through a book. Book does not talk back.

We're doing C# (although they HAVE Python on their computer network and they could EASILY teach us that!! *flail*)

Update!!

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

APRON HAS BEEN DONE: NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT I HAVE NEVER BEEN A PUCKING GENIUS

Re: Update!!

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

I think that's another Shakespeare pun.
Heavens, my dear, but you have a strange sense of humor...*snicker*

Re: Update!!

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

Indeed. I do dearly love the art of the double entendre

Re: Update!!

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

best way to practice for me: either RP as Yami Mariku (So much perverted innuendo...@_@), or write lines for Nathanael in GW. (He's kind of cheerfully innuendo-filled and happily consorted off, though, so he's not as bad...)