18th Birthday

[foolish_m0rtal]

Yay, it's my birthday today.

We went out to TGI Fridays, and I ate raspberry mousse. It was so ♥!

And I got freaked out when everyone in the world knew it was my birthday today, but then I realized it was because of Facebook.

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[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

What english class? *sigh* I don't have one this semester! (All because I can't sign up for one until I get my stuff in from my "required" writing class! THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD! *HOWL*)

That and my old english teachers are christian schoolteachers. They so wouldn't enjoy Hamlet-omlette. (it takes a special sort...)

And now the magical vowle is an icon? (You must have really not wanted to do your work... *giggle* That makes it obvious I'm corrupting you.)

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

That sucks. English class is the best part of my day. Today our English teacher was like "you people aren't getting it. You just aren't getting it. You're just scratching the surface," even though we'd been discussing an amazingly mundane piece of work for three days.
So I just burst out, "It's a completely ordinary story!! Yes, we've gone over (listed points here) but if you want us to find some sort of deeper meaning in this, I don't know what you're going to have to do, cause I'm starting to make things up, here! Just what exactly are you looking for from us?!"
And he was like O_O

and so instead we read The Proposal by Anton Chekov...
It was amazing:
"I've heard your late wife used to beat you!!"
"Oh yeah? Your mother limps!!"

That was before the advent of my "your mother" calculus jokes, the most recent of which is "Your mother is a cyclic derivative!!"

Oh, actually I didn't have a lot of work yesterday since we've had snow days and just got back from intercession (see other post) so the teachers are like *flail run* "wtf! wtf!"
You can take the icon if you want. *shrug* I'm making a 100x100 Hamlet-Omelette icon too.

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

Mortal-kun, I'm an english MAJOR. I spend hours every day in fanfiction. Do you think I'm not SUFFERING violent withdrawal symptoms as well? I'm ranting and getting into religious arguments just to try to fill the void! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING SO SAD IN ALL YOUR LIFE? *flail*

What amazingly mudane work? I'm curious.

I usually found the best way to stop "your mother" jokes was to rant and gush about how wonderful my mother was Hughes-style for about twenty minutes afterwards...Most people went o_. and never did it again. *nasty grin*

Snow...that mythical substance again. I have no idea what prompts northerners into such delusions come wintertime...

I don't think I have space for more icons... (I'm so messy... T_T)

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

Wow. Just...WOW. We need to start a bitching club on LJ or something, because we're REALLY good at this.
Um...funny about what you should say about withdrawal symptoms. Itsuki pretty much gets hooked on prescription drugs at one point of CF and has to kick the habit. (this is kind of traces my own rise and fall in that murky world)
Really? People at my nerd school just crack a smile and make a comeback with their own nerdy 'your mother' joke.
"Yeah? Well your mother is my function's derivative!!"
"...that's just SICK."
"I know. Bwahahaha!!"

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

Meh. Well. why start a club when you just want to bitch and don't want to listen to the bitching in the first place? *snicker* That takes all the fun out of bitching.

Hm. Well...Araiel becomes an opium addict, you know. And Sammael becomes a prostitute. *sweatdrop* I think I have you beat. (And I did neither of those actions, thank you.)
But perscription drugs for what, might I ask?

yeah well...I was never good enough at math, but I'm GREAT at making things deliberately socially awkward. *cackle*

[foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com]

...true

Though I was part of a forum on ffic.net that was a character bashing forum. It didn't go out of control either. We were all very mature about it. Basically, that means the forum was full of people who backed up their arguements with evidence rather than reduce to name calling, like some of the tween-packed forums do(*cough cough* Gundam Wing Relena-bashing)

Which prescription drugs? Itsuki's or mine?

Darling, I AM the Socially Awkward Situation.

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

Ah...I thought my character bashings were the epitome of maturity. *snicker* I'm not my father after all, with his famous "Alphonse is such a GIRL" argument...

Erm. I was thinking Itsuki's but I suppose...both? (You seem remarkably unfazed by the plights of my chracters. I thought you LIKED Araiel... You'll make him all unhappy...)

Darling? *snicker* Who am I then, Hamlet or Horatio in this predicament? (And I'd like to see that famous omlette...I AM a voracious omlette eater after all. ^___^) Oh, and I doubt you can make situations as terrifying as I can. *giggle*