Best Facebook conversation ever
Dec. 19th, 2010 01:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
foolish_m0rtalOriginal Post:
BRIDGET, FRED ASTAIRE HAS MAGIC POWERS
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ME
Apparently love turns you into Kurt Wagner. I wonder if Ginger Rogers could be Dark Phoenix?
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ME
What I'm trying to say, Bridget, is that if you loved me, you too could dance the fuck out of people's ceilings.
I'm just going to leave that here for your consideration.
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BRIDGET
And I always thought I just needed faith, trust, and pixie dust! And maybe the help of Joseph Gordon-Levitt?
Your love gives me wings?
Will you fly with me? Together we perform the best Nutcracker ever! Or at least win So You Think You Can Dance!
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ME
I was actually cracking up thinking of Joseph Gordon-Levitt doing this scene.
But then in my mind, Tom Hardy showed up and shot him off the ceiling. T_T Why, Tom? Why do you always do this? I can't take you anywhere.
Pssh, all you need is a decent quick step and a healthy suspicion that the person you're with might be a psychopath.
This works for both relationships AND So You Think You Can Dance. I cure divorce and low judges' scores in one fell swoop!
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BRIDGET
Though Tom Hardy is a handsome devil, I prefer Joseph. I like my Englishmen mysterious and rarely seen. Unless they are Hugh Grant...
I'm ok with flying in exchange for a suspicious relationship. >.>
As altruistic as Extreme Home Makeover. Is this a superpower?
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ME
Tom Hardy really confuses me. He looks like a thug about 90% of the time, and then the next day he shows up looking totally respectable on the cover of GQ. Really cool guy, though. Saw him in The Take. Awesome. Maybe I just like dubious method actors?
Hey, I was just told on Wednesday that my slightly lower heartbeat could be a super power, so I don't see why I should deny you your chance.
Also on the subject of So You Think You Can Dance, there's no way we stand a chance against this smooth mother-hubbard right here:
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTQyOTI3Mzky.html
Dammit, Joseph.
BRIDGET, FRED ASTAIRE HAS MAGIC POWERS
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ME
Apparently love turns you into Kurt Wagner. I wonder if Ginger Rogers could be Dark Phoenix?
------------------------------------------------------
ME
What I'm trying to say, Bridget, is that if you loved me, you too could dance the fuck out of people's ceilings.
I'm just going to leave that here for your consideration.
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BRIDGET
And I always thought I just needed faith, trust, and pixie dust! And maybe the help of Joseph Gordon-Levitt?
Your love gives me wings?
Will you fly with me? Together we perform the best Nutcracker ever! Or at least win So You Think You Can Dance!
------------------------------------------------------
ME
I was actually cracking up thinking of Joseph Gordon-Levitt doing this scene.
But then in my mind, Tom Hardy showed up and shot him off the ceiling. T_T Why, Tom? Why do you always do this? I can't take you anywhere.
Pssh, all you need is a decent quick step and a healthy suspicion that the person you're with might be a psychopath.
This works for both relationships AND So You Think You Can Dance. I cure divorce and low judges' scores in one fell swoop!
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BRIDGET
Though Tom Hardy is a handsome devil, I prefer Joseph. I like my Englishmen mysterious and rarely seen. Unless they are Hugh Grant...
I'm ok with flying in exchange for a suspicious relationship. >.>
As altruistic as Extreme Home Makeover. Is this a superpower?
------------------------------------------------------
ME
Tom Hardy really confuses me. He looks like a thug about 90% of the time, and then the next day he shows up looking totally respectable on the cover of GQ. Really cool guy, though. Saw him in The Take. Awesome. Maybe I just like dubious method actors?
Hey, I was just told on Wednesday that my slightly lower heartbeat could be a super power, so I don't see why I should deny you your chance.
Also on the subject of So You Think You Can Dance, there's no way we stand a chance against this smooth mother-hubbard right here:
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTQyOTI3Mzky.html
Dammit, Joseph.
