Seriously?

Dear people who have been complaining to me about the music from the flat downstairs,

If you want total peace and quiet, go live in the middle of fucking nowhere. This is a college town with terrible housing build with walls the consistency and thickness of paper. If you think this is loud, I shudder to think how you would survive in the city. I'm not disturbed by the noise at all. In fact, I'm more disturbed by the music my roommate is blasting to try and drown out the people downstairs. Grow a thicker skin (or thicker ears), or GTFO this part of the city.

Best,
Disgruntled by all the Facebook comments I have been tagged in

And this is why my computer science department is amazing

My professor was frustrated that our university's March Madness game was during class, and he wondered if the university would let him show it on the big screen in the auditorium (it's CS 1110, so there are a million people in the class) while he was teaching class. Apparently he decided it was better to ask forgiveness than permission.

Hilarious things said in Defence Against the Dark Arts, an ongoing collection

(First day of class, professor doesn't come in wearing wizard robes like his predecessors. However:)
Professor: Let's talk about malware. Mal from the Latin for bad. Anyone who watches Firefly knows that.

Student 1: Why would anyone ever write a virus?
Student 2: They're chaotic evil.
Professor: Well you know, some people...
Student 3: JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN.

Professor: I will be away in California next class. Just in case you think this means you can go out and party from 10-11AM, you have a reading assignment due.
Student 1: Can we use the time to present the reading in the style of slam poetry.
Professor: ASKAKSKLLS YES, I WILL SKYPE WITH YOU GUYS.
Student 2: It's going to be 7AM in California.
Professor: I WILL BE AWAKE.

Professor: "All right, so you guys have 2 hours to complete this final...wait, why is there a pegasus in the back of the room?"
Student: (holding a statue of a pegasus) "It's our patronus."